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Membership

Founding Membership Application

This may go down as one of the best decisions of your life.

But before we get ahead of ourselves, we’d like to learn a little about you.

The Basics

Please tell us your:

Membership in the Little People Social Club comes with three exceedingly strict requirements. Regrettably, not everyone possesses the necessary qualifications.

Fortunately, determining whether you’re worthy takes only a few moments.

Please answer the following questions as honestly as possible.

A Sense of Humor
1

Tell us a joke.

Don’t overthink it. We’re not expecting Steven Wright… although we certainly wouldn’t object.

A Reference Who Can Attest to Your Character
2

Your reference should ideally be a little person (or any wonderfully short human under 4′10″).

If you don’t happen to know anyone who fits that description, a priest, rabbi, imam, monk, shaman, spiritual advisor, teacher, or elected public official will do nicely.

No proof is required. The LPSC has always relied heavily on the honor system.

A Distinct Sense of Style, a Pep in Your Step, and an Appreciation for the Finer Things in Life
3

Name one person who inspires you.

They might be an artist, filmmaker, author, scientist, magician, musician, athlete, architect, sculptor, balloon artist, topiary artist, plumber, delivery driver—or simply an extraordinary human being whose life reminds you what’s possible.

Just one. Choose wisely.

Begin Character Assessment

Our highly sophisticated admissions system will now spend up to 30 seconds learning absolutely everything there is to know about you before rendering its decision.

Please resist the temptation to refresh your browser, panic, or question your life choices.

Good things are worth waiting for.